nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via typhlozion)

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: teenwhoops, via condommodel)

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

(via jocelynwildenstien)

shutupaubrey:

i’d rather be a skittle than a human

(via condommodel)

(via rowsalina)

sschol:

we’ve reached the pinnacle of humanity

(via shaqandbake)

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

(via anus)